Dad's Present

Last night, quite randomly, I ran into my lesbian sister and her gf on Orchard Road right outside The Heeren. I nearly missed her but she waved and yelled at me. Anyway, we started talking about my dad's birthday lunch, which is this Sunday.

Sister: "What should we get him ah?"
Me: "Er... Did we get him anything last year? I thought we just bought him dinner."
Sister: "Got la! But I can't remember..."
Me: "Ok, so buy what?"
Sister: "Like maybe a polo shirt lor!"
Me: "Like what type of polo shirt? Wait he dun like he wun wear!"
Sister: "He'll wear la!"
Me: "Like what brand?"
Sister: "Er...."
Me (suddenly siao): "I know, I know!! CK erh..."
(Sister's gf giggles)
Me: "DIESEL!!"
(More giggling.)
Sister (not amused): "We need to get those type the sleeve not hugging one."
Me: "Orh, then like that I don't know already..."